This is such a good rant, and the first comment is so hilarious that I am compelled to share!
Do I just forget a lifetime of being who I am, learning what I have learned, and here’s the important part… to avoid the suffering that comes from lack of faith in their deity? Do I do this to make them happy? What if it destroyed my psyche? Would they care? What do they really want, I wonder? What would satisfy them?